The girl that was putting my harness on for ziplining today asked me where we were from. I told her we were from Kansas City. She said “Is that in Kansas-Kansas or Are-Kansas?” I told her it’s in Kansas, but that we come from the Missouri side. She asked, “What are y’all doin’ down here then? There nothin’ to do up there?” I stared for a good minute...
So Virgin Mobile is introducing the iPhone 4S
I think I might have to get it. Depending on how much it costs.
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relentlessfortitude: synonymsforfailure replied to your post: Zombies & Offensiveness I’ve only read Pride And Prejudice, but I do remember thinking it could’ve done with more undead and ultra-violence. I’m a huge Jane Austen fan, so I was really hesitant about reading it, but a friend gave the book to… Are ya going to go see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter when it comes out this...
So I might be kinda nuts and I will probably wind up deleting this post when I wake up in the morning, but I’m pretty sure I found the guy who is perfect for me and I kinda want to marry him and have his babies.
Be with the one who will get your panties wet, not...
a-predator-posing asked: When the eff did you stop following me!? :(
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
I think the cinema will become my place of...
miran-chan: the-little-blogger: dreamsofthesociopathwithaheart: Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013. Star Trek 2: 17 May 2013. Wolverine 2: 26 July 2013. Thor 2: Nov. 15, 2013. Catching Fire: 22 November 2013. The Hobbit 2: 13 December 2013. Captain America 2: April 4, 2014 Sherlock Holmes 3: 2014. Don’t forget: Deadpool: 2014 Also: Avengers 2: 2014 (am I correct?)