June 2010
txtsfrmlstnght:
(402): I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
sleepandeat:
mliaverage:
Today, my friend and I decided to complete a task from the “333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart list. We put a walkie-talkie behind a Barbie doll and said “I know where you live” in a creepy voice from our walkie-talkie when a little girl walked by. She shouted “P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!” and ran away. My faith in the youth of American has been restored....
mliaverage:
Today I was texting one of my friends and I was getting really mad because my phone was receiving text messages about ten minutes after they were actually sent. In frustration I grabbed a knife sharpener (that look very much like a wand), pointed it at my phone, and procceeded to yell “Reparo!” then, “Accio Text Message!” Without missing a beat my phone vibrated and I did not have...
10 Strange facts about kissing
a-predator-posing:
nursejoker:
disturbedlights:
1. Two out of every three couples turn their heads to the right when they kiss.
2. A simple peck uses two muscles; a passionate kiss, on the other hand, uses all 34 muscles in your face. Now that’s a rigorous workout!
3. Like fingerprints or snowflakes, no two lip impressions are alike.
4. Kissing is good for what ails you. Research ...
mliaverage:
Usually when i sneeze, i sneeze quietly so most people don’t hear a sound but my head still snaps forward. Today i was in math class and sneezed my usual way, and afterwards i hear the nerdy boy behind me say to someone else “i think she just exploded…” i laughed pretty hard. MLIA.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(303): Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn’t find 6 cups of water…